Funny Never Have I Ever

Questions #81–123

Late-night energy runs through this stretch: giving a full speech on mute, getting caught mid-car-karaoke at a red light, and attempting a silent entrance home only to knock over everything you own. You'll also find the quieter humiliations, like apologizing to a mannequin or snorting during wedding vows. These land best with close friends who already know each other's disasters, because half the fun is pointing at the person the prompt clearly describes. Deal these out when the first pages are spent and the group still wants one more round.

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81. Never have I ever said what to something three times and then just laughed and agreed
82. Never have I ever tried to take a serious photo and blinked in every single one
83. Never have I ever hidden a gift so well that I never found it again
84. Never have I ever pretended to enjoy a hug that lasted far too long
85. Never have I ever gotten tangled trying to take off a hoodie in public
86. Never have I ever answered the front door thinking it was the person on the phone
87. Never have I ever put my drink down somewhere and lost it in my own house
88. Never have I ever tried to look mysterious and just looked confused
89. Never have I ever waved goodbye out a window to people who couldn't see me
90. Never have I ever pressed the wrong floor in an elevator full of people
91. Never have I ever laughed so hard at church or class that I had to leave
92. Never have I ever mistaken a mannequin for a real person and apologized to it
93. Never have I ever tried to save a screenshot and screenshotted the screenshot
94. Never have I ever forgotten to unmute and given a whole speech to nobody
95. Never have I ever eaten something spicy to look tough and immediately regretted it
96. Never have I ever tried to text and walk and slowly veered into a wall
97. Never have I ever gotten caught singing dramatically in the car at a red light
98. Never have I ever pretended the microwave beeps didn't wake up the whole house
99. Never have I ever put an ice cream in the fridge instead of the freezer
100. Never have I ever laughed at the memory of something that happened years ago in public

101. Never have I ever waited for a text back while staring at the screen like a hostage
102. Never have I ever tried to be quiet coming home late and knocked over everything
103. Never have I ever confidently gave someone directions to the completely wrong place
104. Never have I ever forgotten how to spell an easy word and had to sound it out
105. Never have I ever tripped and turned it into a fake jog to look intentional
106. Never have I ever said good morning to someone in the afternoon and doubled down
107. Never have I ever laughed at an autocorrect fail I sent to my own boss
108. Never have I ever tried to be sneaky and knocked my elbow on the way out
109. Never have I ever put my glasses on top of my head and searched for them everywhere
110. Never have I ever mistaken hot sauce for ketchup and kept a straight face
111. Never have I ever waved my card at a reader that wasn't even turned on
112. Never have I ever laughed so hard at a wedding that I snorted during the vows
113. Never have I ever pretended not to see a spider and then thought about it all night
114. Never have I ever tried to look natural in a photo and made the strangest face
115. Never have I ever forgotten the ending of a story right before the punchline
116. Never have I ever accidentally set an alarm for the wrong day and slept in
117. Never have I ever hidden behind a menu to avoid making a decision out loud
118. Never have I ever tried to sneak a snack and crinkled the loudest wrapper alive
119. Never have I ever waved to a friend who turned out to be a total stranger twice
120. Never have I ever gotten so lost in a daydream that I missed my name being called
121. Never have I ever put my seatbelt on before realizing I wasn't the one driving
122. Never have I ever tried to look busy by typing a document full of nonsense
123. Never have I ever laughed uncontrollably the second I was told to be serious

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